Grandma's Ninja Warrior Diary: It's Not Algebra, Linear or Otherwise

Precerpt (excerpt prior to publication) from Grandma's Ninja Training Diary (Leaver): Back in the day—when I wore combat boots and carried an M-16—building strength and endurance felt as simple as a math equation: work out hard, rest overnight, get stronger. A + B = C. Just keep adding another push-up, another mile, another rep. Linear progress. Predictable. Efficient. But now, as a septuagenarian chasing strength and stamina with the same stubbornness that once got me through Army PT tests, I’ve come to a tough realization: this isn’t algebra. Not linear. Not even remotely additive in the way I once believed. Progress at 70+ has its own rhythm, its own rules—and they do not obey my old formulas. The first time I tried to follow the “add one rep every day” mindset, I hit a wall so fast it felt like I'd body-slammed reality. Muscles stiffened, joints ached, and instead of growing stronger, I just grew cranky. I wasn’t failing in discipline; I was failing in strategy. The ne...