How My Cat Made Me a Better Postal Worker
I have never worked for the Postal Service. My cat, however, believes she supervises it. Every morning she conducts what I can only describe as a comprehensive mail audit. Before I can read a letter, pay a bill, or recycle a catalog, it must pass feline inspection. She sniffs every envelope for contraband, sits on anything labeled "urgent," and occasionally shreds communications she deems unnecessary. At first, I found this irritating. Then I realized she was teaching me valuable postal-worker skills. First: Every piece matters. To me, a stack of mail looks like a stack of mail. To my cat, every envelope is a unique and fascinating mystery. Somewhere between the electric bill and a coupon for lawn care services may lie a treasure worthy of intense scrutiny. Good postal workers know this. Every item has a destination and a purpose, even if the recipient doesn't immediately recognize its importance. Second: Accuracy is everything. My cat has an uncanny ability to identify...