Daily Excerpt: Soccer Is Fun without Parents (Jonas) - The Screamer (Parent)

 



The following excerpt comes from Soccer Is Fun without Parents by Peter Jonas. 


The Screamer (Parent)

The Screamer is loud, and you know them right away. They scream about the refs, the coaches, and most often, the players: “Get the ball!” “Big kick!” “Hustle Timmy, hustle!” Their voice typically carries into the next town, as if the louder they yell the better the kids play. It does not work that way, sorry. However, there is a direct correlation between how loud you yell and how embarrassed your kids are to be from the same family.

 

Have you ever thought about what the player thinks when parents are screaming at them? Here is someone twice as large as you, hollering at you all the time to perfectly complete tasks that you might not be skilled enough to perform. Talk about pressure! Freud would have a field day with the Screamer. 

 

Sometimes it is not just one or two parents that do the unbelievable. Maybe the crowd mentality takes over and a group simply goes crazy. One beautiful day in Leyland, Texas a group of soccer parents used their mobile phones as a distraction for the goal tender in a U-13 soccer match. Not just one or two crazy parents, but up to 100 supporters of Moston Brook under-13s, and rivals Knuzden of the Blackburn and Darwen District Junior League, were behind the goals at the Lancashire FA County Ground in Leyland for the Tesco-sponsored County Cup Final. Apparently the match was a draw, 2-2, and the game went to a penalty shoot-out, which Moston won. The incident started when the Moston Brook's 12-year-old goalkeeper, Alex, was sent off during the shoot-out for alleged comments made to the referee. Of course, this led to the Moston Brook manager, Michelle, and her assistant running onto the pitch to confront the referee. I think all soccer parents need to watch the Little League World series every year in Williamsport, PA. These kids have fun, play hard, and when they strike out, they smile and run back to the bench. The parents appear to cheer no matter what, and the umpires enjoy the game (Manchester Evening News, 2007).

 

Anyway, back to harsh reality. The match ended in controversy when parents cheered loudly after missed shots and flashed mobile phones at players to distract them during a penalty shoot-out. One official at the game said, "It was a disgraceful situation. The pair [manager and assistant manager] should not have come on the pitch, and the cheering of missed penalties and the use of mobile phones to put off young players taking penalties is frankly beyond belief." I guess in this electronic age anything is now possible (Manches Evening News, 2007).

 

Many countries are inflicted with the disease known as “soccer parents.” The title of the following story tells it all: “Soccer Mom in Norway Attacks Player, Strangles Ref.” The details of the incident are taken directly from the newspaper report in Aftenposten. A soccer mom took objection to a play on the field and decided to act. “A female parent from the visiting team came running onto the pitch and attacked a 13-year-old. She pushed the 13-year-old onto the ground, so the girl was lying on her back,” Tor Eriksen of the Bardufoss regional sports association (BOIF) told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting). The BOIF girls were called a range of nasty names and were also told to “get their ugly asses off the field.” The excitable mother from Tromsø was not content with insults and flinging a girl to the ground. She then took a stranglehold on the referee and had to be restrained by BOIF leaders. Now that is parenting! And to think my mother only showed support for my team by bringing orange slices at halftime (The Fatref blogpost, 2007).

 

Not to be outdone, Deadspin reported the story of a mother who literally abandoned her 15-year-old on a highway. Apparently, the woman was disgusted with how the daughter played in a recent soccer match. On the ride home, the mother screamed at her 15-year-old daughter in the car about her performance and asked her to repeat areas of her game that needed improvement.  When the daughter missed a few of the items, the mother slapped the daughter, ultimately getting so mad that she stopped along Interstate 80 and left her there. I am not sure what else to add to this story, but I think the daughter may be better on the road than with this mother. 

 

Researchers Bruce Brown and Rob Miller asked college athletes what their parents said that made them feel great and brought them joy when they played sports. Trust me, none of the athletes said that being left on the side of the highway was how they learned the most from their parents. The most common response from the athletes was that they appreciated it most when their parents said, “I love to watch you play.”

 

Many parents do, in fact, say they love to watch their little athletes play, but the problem is HOW they express this concept. The following is a story about a few parents who simply got too involved in a youth soccer match. Remember, this is youth soccer not the World Cup—but to be honest, it would be bad even at the World Cup. Two fathers, one from each opposing team, got into a “cheering” match. Granted, this was not a well refereed contest, but the referee was a young man in his late 20s trying his best. As the ref made one bad call after another, the parents egged him on. A bad call against the FC Clinton team meant that the parent from the FC Blast team would mock cheer, “Oh, great call, ref,” and vice versa. This banter continued to escalate until most of the other parents were more annoyed with the two fathers than the poor referee. Let the shouting war begin. FC Clinton dad: “You cannot trip a player.” FC Blast dad: “There was no tripping on the play. The girl is just clumsy,” FC Clinton dad: “You cannot trip a player.” FC Blast dad: “There was no tripping on the play. The girl is just clumsy.” (Continue this cycle for a ridiculously long time and you get the idea.)

 

The referee should have just given his whistle to the two dads and let them finish reffing the game, but it was just at this point that the “cheering” got dreadful. FC Clinton dad: “Sit down and shut the hell up.” FC Blast dad: “Why don’t you just come over here and make me?” FC Clinton dad: “You are not worth the effort.” FC Blast dad: “There will be no effort at all as I kick you’re a$$.” You must wonder how these two men hold normal jobs and have a family. 

 

Thankfully, the wives of the two obnoxious, testosterone driven, narcissistic males intervened, and it did not come to blows. After the game, as the referee left the field and, of course, one of the “cheering” parents went up to give him a few comments, the ref was not having any of it. I heard him say, “I became a ref after a long career playing, and I know what I am doing. Besides, now that my playing days are over, if I can't enjoy the game, I'll make damn sure nobody else will.” Drop the mic.

 

Here is advice for parents who consistently cheer, and jeer, their kids. It comes from R. Mendoza, who wrote on FUNdamental Soccer about “Coaching Children.”  Remember the following:

 

1.         Parents spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen years telling them to sit down and listen to your instructions.

2.         Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 

4.         Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5.         The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6.         We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

7.         Be nice to your kids/players. They may choose or work in your nursing home one day.

 

And finally, if you have a lot of tension during soccer games, simply do what it says on the aspirin bottle. “Take two aspirin and keep away from children.”

 

Rayvon is one of those Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hype type of parents. At work or on the racquetball court, he is the nicest, most pleasant person. He doesn’t argue with other players at racquetball, he is a servant leader at work, and everyone loves him. Rayvon even served in the military for many years, making rank of Sergeant. While serving in the military down south, his son played soccer on an elite team. Rayvon would get off duty and rush over to the pitch in his uniform to cheer on Robby. However, Rayvon’s form of cheering may be a little different than what you are used to. He literally brought a megaphone to the games to yell at his son—which I am sure Robby thoroughly enjoyed (sarcasm). Rayvon would run up and down the sidelines, with his big megaphone, yelling “instructions” to Robby. The coaches disapproved of this action as much as Robby did, but to no avail. Then one day, the assistant coach simply walked over to Rayvon, took off his coaching jersey, handed it to Rayvon and walked away. You would think that he would be embarrassed, but instead, Rayvon did not miss a beat. He walked over next to the coach, megaphone still in hand, and continued his verbal diarrhea toward the players. 

 

Rayvon should take note that on a military base in North Carolina, they place Marine Corps representatives around the field whose jobs are to note the final scores and make sure the youth soccer games run smoothly. One parent refers to them as “bouncers,” for obvious reasons. My guess is that military parents at these games are very well behaved and do not get within six feet of the men who are in uniforms with guns. This is either a great idea or another sign of the apocalypse. 

 

Some of the “quiet adults” fall into the category of overly cheering parents, too. These are the parents that sit in their folding chairs all game drinking coffee. You can spot them because they have coffee stains on all their shirts. This is because they sit and sit and sit until their team scores, and then they jump up (spilling their coffee) and cheer in an overexuberant way. They also get mad at those darn parents who never stop screaming from the sidelines, but the “quiet adults” are first to whisper to their neighbor when a team is doing poorly, and they love to spread rumors about what parent has a “special problem” or that one of the players from the other team is NOT eight years old. “Our coach needs to get a copy of his birth certificate because I know he is either nine or ten years old.”

 

Another parent story recounts the adventures of Sandy, an elementary school counselor. Sandy was always willing to help and cheer on her “kids.” She wanted all of them to get along and play together. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself while all the other kids were playing soccer on the other side of the field. Sandy walked over to the young girl and asked if she was all right. The girl quietly said, “Yes.” A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!" 

 

If you have ever travelled to Muscatine, Iowa, you will find a small, quant village of about 22,000 people. Muscatine is on the Mississippi River but sort of in the middle of nowhere. Don’t get me wrong, the city is nice but very rural. As you drive through town, you see small but well-kept homes, a local tavern, a quaint family grocery store, and a stop sign or two. Then you go up a steep hill and come out on the other side only to view the Field of Dreams. This is not really what it is called, but there is the Muscatine Soccer Complex, which is a 41-acre, $3.8 million soccer facility that features eight full-sized, state-of-the-art, premiere soccer fields. Two of the eight fields are internationally sized, lighted, and contain amended soils. The complex is fully equipped, including concessions, media centers, restroom facilities, and parking areas. It is the most beautiful grass you have ever seen in your life, in the middle of nowhere—again, sorry Muscatine. The complex sells t-shirts that say, “Badass Grass,” and it is. I am including the story of Muscatine in this section of the book because when we first travelled to the field, a few of the parents kept saying, “If we can’t win on this grass, we can’t win anywhere.” I thought to myself, what does grass have to do with our team winning, and isn’t the other team playing on the same grass? I do have to admit that I was almost afraid to walk on the grass, in fear of hurting it or something. I laid down in the middle of the field just because it looked so comfortable.  Sometimes parents act more like 8-year-olds than their real 8-year-old. During one game, the parents started a chant of, “Bad Ass Grass, Bad Ass Grass.”

 

Servant Leadership:  Listening

“Traditionally, leaders have been valued for their communication and decision-making skills. Servant-leaders must reinforce these important skills by making a deep commitment to listening intently to others. Servant-leaders seek to identify and clarify the will of a group. They seek to listen receptively to what is being done and said (not just said). Listening also encompasses getting in touch with one’s inner voice and seeking to understand what is being communicated” (Spears, 1995).

 

Servant leaders listen. They do not listen to hear; they listen to understand. True servant leaders listen not only with their ears, but their eyes. Have you ever heard the expression, “actions speak louder than words?” Parents need to listen to coaches and their children, and then watch what they are doing. Moreover, communication involves what your kids say and what they do not say.  Believe it or not, your kids are really smart. The leader/follower relationship is complex enough without parents yelling contradictory information to their children. Let your child develop soccer and leadership skills on the pitch.

 

It is ironic that we constantly ask our children to listen, but we do not really teach them how to do this. Stephen Covey, the author of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, identified five levels of listening:

 

1.               Ignoring

2.               Pretend listening

3.               Selective listening

4.               Attentive listening

5.               Empathic listening

 

Really listening to people for understanding is level 5, and if parents would really practice empathic listening, they would learn that coaches and kids do not want them screaming at soccer matches. In addition, for a youth player to become good at soccer, he/she needs to really listen to their coaches to learn. Empathic listening is one skill learned in youth soccer.

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