Excerpt from How My Cat Made Me a Better Man: Man vs. Cat - Signs You Might Be Overweight
Lack of Energy:
Man: Too much effort to get off the couch.
Cat: Too much effort to get on the couch.
Man: Ice cream truck.
Cat: Electric can opener.
Man: Losing sight of everything below the belly button.
Cat: Can’t lick below where her neck used to be.
Unexpected Side Effect:
Man: Growing resemblance to John Goodman.
Cat: Can use own blubber as a pillow.
Excerpt from How My Cat Made Me a Better Man
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