Excerpt from How My Cat Made Me a Better Man: Why Cats Make Better Mentors than Dogs
1) Pet’s goal in life:
Dog: Please his master.
Cat: Please herself.
Point: Cat
2) How pet gets what it wants:
Dog: Begging for it.
Cat: Taking it.
Point: Cat
3) How pet endears itself to humans:
Dog: Demeaning tricks.
Cat: Being herself.
Point: Cat
4) Pet’s favorite activity:
Dog: Long, repetitive walks.
Cat: Sleeping.
Point: Cat
5) Likelihood pet will eat its own vomit:
Dog: Extremely high.
Cat: Pretty unlikely.
Point: Cat
Excerpt from How My Cat Made Me a Better Man
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Jeremy Feig is originally from a small town in slightly upstate New York. After graduating from New Paltz College, he moved to Los Angeles for TV and film production work before stumbling into a career in digital marketing. Jeremy spends much of his time working on creative projects, usually involving comedy. He’s written numerous screenplays and TV scripts, created original cartoons, and directed quirky short films. Jeremy lives in Santa Monica with his wife, young daughter, and large cat.
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