Daily Excerpt: RV Oopsies (MacDonald) - Up on the Roof
91.
UP ON THE ROOF
Alan
decided it was time to clean the roof of his motorhome while it was parked in
the driveway. Since his model did not have an attached ladder, he propped his
extension ladder against the side and climbed up with a hose and cleaning
supplies. While spraying down the roof, his hose caught the ladder and knocked
it down. OOPS!
Alan’s
wife was not due home for another four hours, but quite a few cars were passing
by in view of the rig. He figured he would just wave and someone would stop to
help. For more than an hour, he waved. The few motorists who noticed him waved
back and kept on driving. Finally, a man stopped and put the ladder back up. Alan
sheepishly thanked him and decided to clean his roof another day.
When
Alan reported this mishap to me, he still hadn’t figured out how to prevent a reoccurrence.
I suggested several options:
· use a distress wave (crisscrossing arms above the head) rather
than a friendly “Hi, there” wave;
· carry a cellphone aloft to call for help;
· tie a rope to the ladder and secure the other end topside; or
· clean the roof for four hours until his wife got home.
Kops-Fetherling International Book Award for Sports & Recreation
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