Daily Excerpt: Spunky Grandmas and Other Amusing Characters (Mogren) - Approval Not Required
Excerpt from Spunky Grandmas and Other Amusing Characters (Mogren)
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Seems Grandma’s clothes were getting rather
tight.
When Grandpa said she ought to lose some weight,
It very nearly caused a nasty fight
For she got pleasure from the foods she ate.
She baked and ate delicious cakes and pies,
Drank wine and cappuccino every day,
Loved pizza, burgers, onion rings, and fries
And one day threw her bathroom scale away.
Time was she’d fret about what others thought.
She exercised and always was aware
Of fats and carbs in all the foods she bought.
But now she says, “I really don’t much care.
“I’m happy with myself the way I am.
If folks don’t like it, I don’t give a damn.”
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