Excerpt from Mommy Poisoned Our House Guest (S. Leaver): Raindrops Keep Falling on Her head
Raindrops Keep Falling on Her Head
Once upon a time Mommy worked at
NASA in Houston, Texas for a year. She liked her work, but she did not like the
Houston climate. It rained a lot. In fact, it rained off and on nearly every
day in the spring.
Being from California, Mommy was
not used to that much rain. She figured out how to cope, however. She bought a
small umbrella that folded up to fit inside her backpack. That way, if it
rained, she could quickly pull out the umbrella, and if it did not rain, the
umbrella would be out of the way in her backpack. This was especially helpful
because Mommy walked back and forth from work. She liked walking, but she often
got caught in surprise rainstorms.
One day it was not raining when
Mommy left her house. In fact, it was pretty hot.
Mommy had a long walk. She lived
more than two miles from NASA. When she walked, she thought a lot. She thought
about work, about her family, about lots of things. So, she did not pay a lot
of attention to what was going on around her. (That is probably why a lot of
detail-oblivious people get called absent- minded.)
Mommy got pretty used to doing
things automatically, without thinking, while she walked, so that she could
think about the things that she wanted to. When the cars stopped moving, she
sensed a red light and crossed the street, and when her skin felt wet, she
sensed the rain and put up her umbrella. It all worked out pretty well.
On this day that I am talking
about, though, she was already at NASA, and there had been no rain. Somewhere
in her subconscious, she was thinking about how great it was to have a morning
without rain. Then, suddenly her skin felt wet, and her automatic reaction
took over. Out came the umbrella and on Mommy walked.
Mommy felt pretty good about her
quick reaction to the sudden rain, until she noticed that people had stopped
walking around the buildings and were looking at her strangely. That was when
she realized that she was walking through a sprinkler with her umbrella up.
Conclusion:
Make sure it is raining before you put up your umbrella.
Reviewer comment about the book: Brilliant! It’s a great read not only because of the love that went into it, but also because the stories are pretty darned funny!
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