A National Cat Day Proclamation from the Twelve Cats of MSI Press
To our staff, authors, readers, and other approved humans: On this National Cat Day, we, the Twelve Cats of MSI Press, wish to clarify several important matters. First, MSI Press is not actually a publishing company. It is a cat kingdom with a book-production side hustle. Second, every manuscript is subject to feline quality control. Pages are inspected by sitting on them, keyboards are tested by walking across them, and deadlines are evaluated for their suitability as napping opportunities. Third, while humans may believe they run the office, we permit this misunderstanding because it keeps the food bowls filled. We therefore accept your admiration, tribute, treats, and chin scratches on this most sacred of feline holidays. Please celebrate responsibly: Read a good book. Adopt a shelter cat if your circumstances allow. Share your chair with a cat. Remember who owns the chair. With purrs, whiskers, and great dignity, The Twelve Cats Who Rule the MSI Press Office Chief Executive C...
