Precerpt from Grandma's Ninja Training Diary: The Litter Box Workout (Daily Edition)
People talk about “functional fitness.” I live it. Every morning. Four times over. Welcome to the Grandma Ninja Litter Box Workout , featuring the Fresh Breeze pebble system — beloved by cats, despised by floors everywhere. Here is the routine: squat and hold to pick up a dozen (or more) clean pebbles the cats have joyfully launched across the room toss pebbles into box (precision training) kneel to pull out the tray remove pad and place it into the plastic waste bag (arm extension + balance) reach to obtain new pad from shelf and place into tray (more arm extension + balance) squat again to scoop out the doo‑doo (targeted glute engagement) stand to grab the Clorox cleaner (reach, twist, stretch) clean the scoop (upper‑body endurance) squat to wipe the rim of the litter box (core stability) stand and walk to the next box repeat three more times because Grandma Ninja lives with nine cats and four litter boxes And then comes the Grand Finale : descend 17 stairs carrying ...